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Friday, February 26, 2010

Mari belajar menikam kawan anda

1. rapat dengan seseorang yang sebelum nih anda tak pernah rapat.

2. tengok kawan-kawan orang tu pula, berbaloi untuk ditikam atau dilaga-lagakan sama sendiri tak?

3. mulakan operasi baik di depan tapi mulut longkang di belakang orang yang kita rasa dah mula dapat kepercayaan dia.

4. jauhkan dia atau jarakkan hubungan dia dengan kawan-kawan lama dia, yang lebih lama kenal dan berkawan dengan dia, yang lebih rapat dengan dia tu lagi la kena jauhkan.

5. Cuba jadi seperti kawan baru anda. tiru semua gaya dia, beli semua pakaian atau apa saja sama seperti dia punya. kalau boleh brand dan harga juga sama ye.

6. cuba jadi seperti dia. ini termasuklah rapat dengan kawan-kawan baik dia. tunjukkan yang anda memang rapat dengan mereka, dan tunjuk pada mereka yang anda lebih kenal dan memahami kawan baru anda tadi. kalau boleh, biar mereka rasa yang mereka sendiri tidak begitu mengenali kawan baik mereka itu.

7. mulakan atau timbulkan satu isu. kalau boleh yang agak sensitif. tapi kalau isu kecik pun boleh. ikut citarasa anda, sama ada anda dramaqueen atau orang yang cintai kesederhanaan.

8. timbulkan isu itu dengan kawan baru anda. beritahu si dia bahawa anda memahami perasaannya dan mahu sedarkan si dia bahawa kawan-kawan baik si dia itu sebenarnya banyak bercerita di belakang si dia. buat sedramatik yang boleh, lagi bagus kalau anda boleh menangisi 'nasib malang' kawan baru anda tu (tapi ingt, nasib malang tu mesti direka oleh anda ye..)
Reka cerita buruk tentang kawan baru anda, dan terangkan pada si dia bahawa anda mengetahui cerita ini dari kawan-kawan baik beliau.

9. kemudian, beralih pula pada kawan-kawan baik si dia. ceritakan perkara-perkara buruk yang anda reka pada mereka, dan beritahu bahawa anda mengetahui cerita ini dari si dia. kalau boleh, buat sampai mereka ini hilang kepercayaan pada si dia. lagi bagus kalau mereka ini putuskan persahabatan dan beralih, berkawan dengan anda.

10. cerita pada semua orang yang mengenali anda tentang keburukan (anda harus mereka-reka semua ini) si dia. Tambah pula dengan cerita tentang pengorbanan anda, pertolongan anda pada si dia yang tak terkira. kalau boleh tunjukkan kesedihan yang mendalam seperti menangis, kalau boleh meraung lagi bagus semasa bercerita supaya nampak cerita anda lebih 'real'.

11. teruskan mereka cerita sehingga orang disekeliling mempunyai tanggapan buruk pada si dia. buat sehingga si dia hilang kawan. anda juga tidak boleh bertegur dengan si dia.

TAPI KALAU SI DIA MASIH MEMPUNYAI SEGOLONGAN SAHABAT YANG MASIH BERDIRI DIBELAKANGNYA, WALAUPUN ANDA TELAH MENYEBARKAN BERBAGAI CERITA BURUK YANG DIREKA, MAKNANYA ANDA TIDAK BERJAYA UNTUK MENJADI PENIKAM BELAKANG YANG SUKSES. ANDA HARUS MENDALAMI ILMU MENIKAM BELAKANG YANG LEBIH HEBAT.

DAN ANDA HARUS LAH SENTIASA BERINGAT TENTANG HUKUM KARMA. WHAT YOU GIVE, YOU WILL CERTAINLY GET IT BACK, MIGHT BE EVEN WORST THAN THE PERSON YANG ANDA ANIAYAI.

DAN ANDA HARUS SENTIASA SEDAR DIRI BAHAWA ANDA HAMBA ALLAH YANG HINA LAGI KEJI, MUNGKIN ORANG YANG DIFITNAH DAN DIANIAYA TAK DAPAT MEMBALAS PERBUATAN ANDA..TAPI ALLAH SENTIASA ADA UNTUK MEMBANTU HAMBA TERANIAYA.

PERINGATAN JUGA, BERPADA-PADA JIKA MENGGUNAKAN NAMA ALLAH. JANGAN IKUT SEDAP MULUT. NANTI BADAN BINASA. JANGAN INGAT ANDA TAHU SEGALA TENTANG MANUSIA, DUNIA, AGAMA DAH TUHAN YANG ESA.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

to my dearest sayang

*sorry guys, this post is specially dedicated to my sayang. it will be lovey-dovey, so if it makes you sick, im sorry..cant help it! huhuhu...

its been nearly six months of our relationship. but i felt like we've been together for 6 years now. i never bored with you (hehe, so untrue..sometimes when ur start babbling at me etc..i get a bit annoyed..but i know that u do what you did cuz u love me aite?)

things have never been easy for us. we've been tru ups and downs in our relationship...tru laughter and tears..tru sweet and sad moments. but anyhow, we still manage to pull it tru. WE'RE STILL TOGETHER BOO!

i know that u loike it whenever i put on my silly face, my childish and not-so-matured attitudes every now and then. you like my cooking (u better say u lke it or else syg!! hihihi.) u laugh to my jokes, eventhou sometimes its not that funny. u give me advice on how to arrnge and make plans for my future. u always there to be my pom2 team to cheer me up. u sing me love songs..even jawa songs..u put a smile on my face everytime im in blue. i shed a tears for u, whenever we're apart..

i wanna be with u..every second.. no matter where i go, what i do, i want to do all of it with you. cant smile without you, cant hardly breathe without you. it feels like an emptiness inside my heart whenever im not with you.

everynight i pray for my family..for happiness..and for god to forgave us all...and always pray to allah that u'll b beside me 4ever..ur da one for me..we'l never be apart unless it was meant to be..

I LOVE YOU AND WILL ALWAYS DO..I HOPE U'LL LOVE ME TOO..

Thursday, February 18, 2010

to all my BACKSTABBERS FRIENDS




Backstabber (repeat 3x)

Bored, stoned, sitting in your basement
All alone, cause your little conversations
got around, now look at what we all found out
(look at what we, look at what we all found out)

You have got a set of loose lips, twisting stories
All because you're jealous
Now I know exactly what you're all about,
And this is what you're all about..

Girl, your such a backstabber,
Oh girl, you're such a shit talker
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Girl, your such a backstabber,
Run your mouth more than everyone I've ever known
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

(Talk Talk Talk talk talk talk)
I'm sick and tired of hearing all about my life,
from other bitches with all of your lies,
wrapped up so tight, so maybe you should shut your mouth shut your mouth
Shut your fucking mouth

Honestly, I think its kinda funny that you waste
your breath talking about me,
Got me feeling kinda special really (so this is what your all about)


Girl, your such a backstabber,
Oh girl, you're such a shit talker
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Girl, your such a backstabber,
Run your mouth more than everyone I've ever known
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Katie's just there repping my style,
Damn, Jeanie why you gotta tell the secrets about my sex life?
All I ever did was drive your broke ass around,
Pick you up, take you out,
when your car broke down

Backstabber (3x)

Girl, your such a backstabber,
Oh girl, your such a shit talker,
Everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Girl, your such a backstabber,
(taking and twisting it down your so manipulating .oh.)
Run your mouth more than everyone I've ever known
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

talk.talk.talk. Backstabber(3x)
(taking and twisting it down your so manipulating .oh.)
Girl Talk talk
your looking like a lunatic
Everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Everybody knows yeah...
your looking like a lunatic
and everybody knows yeah..

everybody knows
Backstabber(3x)

Kotak hati ingin bersuara!

I never have a-perfect-no-fights-at-all-and-everything-is-beautiful-in my relationship with all my peers and friends around me. I even have fights and arguments with my own family, siblings, cousins etc., and i guess (i can be positively sure guys!) that everyone out there have the same experience with me. Everyone faced the same issues, everyday and it never stops!

As for that, what makes you think that i will never have arguments with you or anyone that called themselves my best friends? What do you have that makes you think that i will not get into a fight with you? Is it just because you guys thinks that you all know me very well (you dont even know the whole story dear, just because i had shared something bout me with you guys, it doesnt mean that YOU KNOW ME WELL!). PLEASE! Dont you ever think that you know me. FYI, the process of getting to know a person, knowing their personalities and attitudes takes a lifetime. A LIFETIME! Do you get what i mean? So, most of people who talks about me nowadays, only know me not more than 2 years, and there's a group of peeps that only knew me for a couple of months but starts to call themselves my bestfriends!

I'm 23 years old now. 23!!! Who are you to tell me what i can do and can't do? My parents can tolerate with all my activites and my social life. But those who i called as my so-called-besties are only my friends, but yet they think they have all it got to put restriction on my daily life. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS THINKING? What to eat, what to wear, what to say, how to act, what kind of friends and boyfriends should i get etc.

I think these people dont have anything else to do. They to keen to know bout other's personal life and loves to talk bout it, babbling bout it to people around me, even to those who dont even know me! Isnt it funny and amusing how they can have the idea to do all this thing to me, im not Siti Nurhaliza or anyone that deserve to be the centre of attention.

On the other, there are one or two peeps that know me more than 2 years, and i guess they SHOULD know me better than those guys that i babbled about above. But NOT! They act and said things about me as they have just know me for weeks. DAMN! Im so damn frustrated! But cant do much bout it.